i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
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if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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