Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i think i have two assholes
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
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I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Houston, we have a squirter
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
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everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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