so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
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For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
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His new job just became new places to have sex at.
my liver is dry heaving
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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