it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
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I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Dicks are not precious.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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