Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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