I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
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I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
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If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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