i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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