I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
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I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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