would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
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My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I just gargled with NyQuil
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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