I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
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i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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