therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
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Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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