haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
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Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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