you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
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I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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