So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
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they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
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Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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