Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
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I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
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I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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