I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will pee on everything he values.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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