at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
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I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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