4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
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I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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