what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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