I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
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In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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