Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
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Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
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Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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