At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
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sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
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I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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