As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
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I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
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You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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