So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
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can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
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we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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