he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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