OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
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had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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