i barfeds in our rink
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
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I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
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If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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