Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
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New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
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He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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