Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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