i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
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After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
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So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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