He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
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I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
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Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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