i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
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i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
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Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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