Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
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I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
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Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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