I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
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He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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