So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
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Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
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I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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