I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
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dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
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I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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