I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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