I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
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Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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