seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Randomize