So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
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I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
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From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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