His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
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you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
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I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
You're breaking my sexual little heart
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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