So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
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She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
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I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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