i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
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He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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