i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
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Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
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I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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