rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
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How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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