question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
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So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
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That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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