So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
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Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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