remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
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I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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