we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
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Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
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You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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