I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
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I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
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Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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